just fucking shit in your pants
yeah i play an instrument [lifts up shirt and smacks stomach]
Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’
well the guy did call him a motherfucker in the beginning ok
Wonderin’ if this is someone’s pet that got away, might be why it’s so calm and sociable with people.
Bro come on just tuck me in bro you know I can’t sleep unless someone tucks me in man
This is a collection of the wisdom posted on the internet by a guy calling himself Gecko45. It all started back at the end of the halcyon summer of 2001, and his posts have created a certain urban …